are you there, kids? it's us … errol.

HAVE YOU MISSED US?

We are sooooooo terribly sorry kittens, we know we promised you at least a few updates as Lozzy, Sassy and Kiki travel through the United States, but we have been busy like little bees, and all of a sudden three weeks have passed without one post from us. It’s pretty much a travesty. Believe me, we feel just awful.

It’s also possible that by ‘busy like bees’, I mean that we were variously drunk, hungover, and unable to figure out where we left the laptop charger / how to work the hotel internet / whether we can scab people’s free wifi in the States without a mob of scary Yank cops busting in on us.

However! We have been seeing America Hunter S. Thompson style and have some amazing tales to tell. Not to mention all the gorgeous photos we’ve snapped along the way. We are tres artsy sometimes.

We are now on the last leg of our trip, living it up at The Palms in Las Vegas. Yeah, a 5 star hotel on the strip…WHAT WHAAAAAAT. We be superstaaaaaahs!

Bret Michaels is playing downstairs tonight and the array of whorebag outfits is truly fucking awesome. Seriously, its like 1989 threw up. It’s amazing.

Tomorrow is the Super Bowl. Yeah, who cares right? But we are going to find a bar playing it specifically so we can get drunk and yell things like ONLY PUSSIES WEAR HELMETS and TRY PLAYING FOR 40 MINUTES STRAIGHT YOU FAT FUCKS. Offending Americans is probably our favourite thing to do in the whole wide world. That and lie in bed together eating pie and talking about Hanson.

SO we will be home in about a week and chock full of lolz for you. They will be delivered in instalments. Like an advent calendar but far less holy. It should be just what you need to count you down to the start of footy season.  Wheee!  See you soon, bitches.