errol fantasy league: round 6

FINALLY we had a week where both our teams weren’t beat down with injuries and suspensions. Ok, so we’re still feeling the loss of Hot Bitch Cooper, previous Wildcats coach Hindy was off with a hand injury (you might say Hindy had a sore HANDY. God I’m funny), our beloved Intern John John was out after The Incident, and Robbie Farah was still kind of upset at us for being mean to him last week, but for the most part both the Hotties and the Wildcats were pretty full of talent.

The scores, however, beg to differ.

THE WILDCATS

You thought last week was bad? The Wildcats had their WORST round to date this week, scoring 808 points. They lost their head to head match with the E Street Shuffles and are sitting 9th out of 16 now on the fantasy league ladder. The addition of Work Experience Boy Lachie to the team did nothing for us because we forgot to make him a reserve, and…

…ok, look. I have absolutely NOTHING else to say to or about the Wildcats. I am hereby giving them the silent treatment, Des Hasler style.

THE HOTTIE MCHOTHOTS

BEST. WEEK. EVER. God we are ever so proud of our pretty boys, who not only scored their most points to date at 861, not only BEAT their opponents, the Grand Mal Meningas, but also DID BETTER THAN THE WILDCATS. *fireworks*

Ok so they still haven’t scored higher than 900, but they’re on their way!

This round we got rid of deadweights Josh Cordoba and Hep Cahill (don’t be too disappointed boys, at least you’re still pretty!), replacing them with Ashton Sims and no-more-sore-throat Steve Price.

For Round 7 however, the Hotties might have to experience a little bit of tension. Reigning Captain of my pants Jamie Soward is being outshone by Luke O’Donnell, and he just might steal the title off Tiny Dancer. DRAMAZ.

The Hotties started off so so badly and have risen up like pretty little phoenixes. We could not be more proud.

And the message from all this is that maybe picking based on looks is just getting a bad rap. Pretty people can succeed too, you know.

JADEWATCH

Jade seems to have succumbed to the misfortune and malaise that we’ve been dealing with too.  and by ‘misfortune and malaise’ I mean ‘players being named BUT NOT TURNING UP %$#&(@’ and ‘us being idiots and accidentally reading last weeks’ team lists / clicking the wrong boxes / not wearing our glasses while we do it’.  Sigh.

I had a terrible, TERRIBLE week. Partly my fault, I kept Jamal Idris in when he wasn’t playing. Partly not my fault, my captain David Stagg decided her couldn’t play this round (after the lockout was in effect) because HE HAD A COLD. Bitch needs to man up. I wish I had put Saffy and Price back in, then perhaps I would’ve scored more than 837. Shit.

Hear that David Stagg?  The moral of this week’s fantasy post is MAN UP, BITCH.  See ya on the field, kiddies.

P.S Next week the Hotties and the Wildcats are going HEAD TO HEAD! We can’t wait.