intern john john's sick note
April 15th, 2009 
Oooooh dear.
The Errol office has been rocked by some rather distressing news. Our beloved Intern John John has got himself into a bit of trouble at his other job. When he isn’t doing nude filing for us, he plays on the wing for the North Queensland Cowboys.
Why is he being forced to sit on the naughty step? The poor lil bunny forgot to turn up to a recovery session on Sunday. Not a bit late, or alot late….he just didn’t go.
At this juncture we would like to step in and defend our boy. We are v.loyal bosses.
Dear Cowboys,
Please excuse Intern John John from Sunday’s recovery. He was unable to attend the session due to an emergency in our office. We were playing a particularly intense game of Dance Dance Revolution. To put it mildly, it ended in in tears. Consequently, we needed John John’s trademark nakey cuddles to smooth the situation over.
Please be gentle on him. He was merely being a responsible and devoted intern.
Also, maybe if you let him train pantsless once in awhile you would have more luck getting him to turn up. Just a suggestion.
Kind regards,
The Errol girls
xoxox
kiki
sassy
lozzy
interns
the tears!!!hahaha!! he looks so sorry. and pretty. LET HIM PLAY COWBOYS!!! im sure he has learnt his lesson.
HAHA oh lolz
poor lil JJ. he looks so sad. sad and naked.
Hahaha oh JJ.
I would love to see a naked training sesh
It has been SO LONG since I last saw naked John-John. I missed you! What a sight for tired eyes. *heart*
………and now he is being punished for being snuggly? Boooooo to you, Cowboys, Boo.
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Oh man. Errol office > my cruddy work cubicle.
Frances feel free to come visit us any time. bring booze.
Ohhh you’re so good to me. Did you know that I haven’t even had a post-work drink since I started at the NSW Government? THE PUBLIC SERVICE IS NOTHING LIKE SIR LES PATTERSON MADE IT OUT TO BE.