it’s a double header, darlings!
May 3rd, 2010HI KIDS!
We just arrived in the lovely Port Macquarie for City v Country week. We somehow ended up with an amazing suite right on the water, huge balcony and all. BEHOLD! The view from our sweet pad -
They start em young in regional Australia, because on our way to dinner we got propositioned by a group of grommets in the street. They were 14 at the most. Kiki got an eye fuck and ‘heeeeey beautiful’. Then when we crossed the road his mates were all OH MAN, YOU SCARED EM OFF. GOOD ONE.
We giggled for awhile until we realised, if we got knocked up in our teens, they could literally be our sons. This is truly a terrifying thought and we drowned our Fuck We Are Old Sorrows in huge portions of Thai food.
Anyways, last weekend we popped down to the adorable Leichardt Oval (if you’ve never been, get thyself there immediately) for a NSW Cup double header. Last time we were there Kiki was running in front of Robbie Farah, tripped on her thong and had the biggest stack of all stacks right in front of him. This time she once again embarassed herself by accidentally yelling “CHEESE DOGS!!!!!” in Tim Sheens face. Long story.
Here’s our video. Make sure you watch it, if only for the seriously hysterical Wests fans who declare they will “neck themselves” if the Maggies don’t take out the title this year. Brilliant.
Keep an eye out this week, we will be uploading heaps of episodes of Errol TV and other City v Country stuff. Also check out our Errol Twitter, plus our personal ones for more frequent updates. Kiki’s and Sassy’s.

