Lumpy Undies

Chris Noth has slammed the marketing experts at lingerie firm Victoria’s Secret, claiming the company’s models look “gaudy”…“I’m not into Victoria’s Secret so much. I find it over the top. I like subtlety and I like elegance. I think their things are gaudy and they are really trying too hard. If I could make a fashion statement, I think that Victoria’s Secret looks to me like somebody who is putting on too much make-up. It’s too gaudy, man. I mean, come on take it easy, you don’t have to have a f***in’ bouquet of flowers on your underwear. Sorry Victoria’s Secret; I hope they’re not one of our sponsors!”

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Right on Chris, I say. It’s ridic how over the top underwear can be when, for most people anyway, only you and whoever you’re fucking are going to see it. I get buying lingerie and wanting The Girls to look good for sexing, or even just to feel good about yourself regardless of whether you’ll be stripping off for someone or not – what I don’t get is this notion that we should be wearing gorgeous, expensive dacks all the time. I absoutely love frilly undies – to look at. Because there’s really not much clothing you can wear over frilly underwear that doesn’t make it look like you shit your pants or are wearing an adult nappy (possibly a result of an earlier shitting-of-pants incident?). Same goes for frilly, lacy bras too. Under even a remotely clingy top it just looks like you have some lumpy boob disease. Not Hot. And don’t even get me started on men who think all women should wear matching underwear. Bitch please, consider yourself lucky you’re getting the gift of what’s inside the underwear at all.

Also, lolz at him hoping they’re not one of the sponsors. I love a celeb who puts their foot in it, especially with use of the word fuck.