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men we love: he's not ginger, he's auburn.

November 17th, 2008

We are kind of celebrity gossip bandits around here. Not in that vomworthy ‘I must know what Brad and Angelina are doing’ way, but we have our fave crazy celebs and like to get our lolz on reading about their antics. And one of them happens to be Prince Haz. We LOVE this bitch.

We love that he’s a trashbag

We love that he’s occasionally offensive

We love these pics of him in Afghanistan

We also love these pics of him holding an echidna. I WANNA GO TO THE ZOO WITH PRINCE HAZ. TAKE MEEEEE.

pics: Reuters/AP

And we love that he’s one of those very rare breeds of ginge – a hot one.

Needless to say, we pretty much died reading this:

Prince Harry is famous for being hot, royal, a brave soldier, a party boy and… a redhead.

But the 24-year-old is a bit sensitive when it comes to the topic of his hair colour, reports the Daily Mail.

At a comedy night held for dad Prince Charles’ 60th birthday, the young prince told John Cleese: “I’m not ginger. I’m auburn, that’s what I’ve been told.”

BEST. QUOTE. EVER. Better than the time Lilo said to ‘be adequite’, or when Corbin Bleu said his best kiss was under the stars by an ocean on the rooftop at midnight, or Zeffie said Liza is one of his greatest inspirations. Ok, you’re right, nothing is better than that last one.

pic: zefron.com

Honey, you’re ginger. Accept it. Own it. Love it.

It should also be noted that whoever wrote this article has clearly been reading Errol:

We reckon Harry should be waving the flag for hot ginges everywhere!

WE COINED THAT TERM. KIKI EVEN PUT IT IN A PHOTOSHOP. John John, get your headset and call James Spader to sort this shit out please.

  • Elise

    I JUST LOLED

  • Elise

    p.s boston legal is quite possibly THE best show around

  • Hazy

    I’m so down with prince harry… so much better than balding wills I say.

    Have you ever seen the ginger south park when they dye cartmans hair ginge? Best. Episode. Ever

  • jessi

    i have always maintained that harry and i would make gorgeous ginger babies together. kiki, you may be the only one who knows me, but i’m sure you would back this up.

    and YES to Hazy on the south park comment. “day walkers”… funniest shit ever.

  • http://www.oherrol.com sassy

    HAZ! so I don’t know if we all know that I am proud co-president of the ‘Harry for King of Australia’ movement. send me $20 to show your support and I’ll send you a free HAZ membership badge in the post.

    it has that pic of him groping a boob on it. goes with any outfit!

  • Kiki

    KING HARRY OF AUSTRALIA

    remember when he said how much he loves it down here coz no one judges him and he can do whatever he want. imagine his head on all our money, it would be amazing.

    those fuckers totally stole my hot ginge call. sean gleeson is gonna be PISSED.

    ah lozzy this post is so lolz. that foto of zeffie and chad is probably the best thing ive ever seen. HES WEARING A BANDANNA COZ HES A TOUGH STRAIGHT MAN.

  • von

    GROSS! gah…. MY EYES. all that red and pale… it’s burning my retinas!! where’s david williams’ tanned leather face when you need it??