Men we love: Pete Doherty
May 23rd, 2008
Before you say anything, I know. He’s completely crazy. Also, a thrice-convicted criminal, and quite clearly a crackhead. In that picture I think he’s buying baby-wipes. I hate to think why. I’m pretty sure he’d really stink as well. That’s kind of the point.
What other notorious crackhead do you know with a youtube account? Not to mention a youtube account almost completely filled with videos of his cats, little potatos and boadicea. (Except when he uploads videos of Winehouse playing with baby mice or of fake murder mysteries set in the woods). Bitch crazy! Bitch can work the internet!
So well, actually that he also posts on Babyshambles forums. My personal favourite is when he posts from rehab on his laptop. Bitch is a nerd like me!
It’s almost as great as when he got up on stage at the British music awards to recite Siegfried Sassoon’s war poetry. Bitch is a pretentious twat, like me!
He paints in his own blood and lives in his own filth. He sold ‘Dreaming of You’ to the Coral for the price of a pint. And I’ll forgive him for dating Kate Moss for writing the utterly romantic ‘There She Goes’ about her. What says love song more than the lines ‘then from your bag, pulled out more scag than I’d ever seen’? It’s lovvvvvve.
At the end of the day, he’s cool enough for Hedi Slimane. That makes him cool enough for you.
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