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monday funday: get your bitch on

March 21st, 2010

We’re doing something a little different this week. Instead of shirtless men for your Monday Funday, let’s talk about the pink-shirted men: the refs and the touchies. You know, the ones that you always unwillingly clap before the Grand Final each year. From the perma-bronzed Solarium king Shane Hayne to everyone’s favourite ranga ref, Brett Suttor.

Yelling abuse at referees and touch-judges is a time-honoured rugby league tradition. At Parramatta, it involves small children yelling out ‘I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, TOUCHIE!’. At Kogarah, I’ve heard “oh good work … ya hemorrhoid!” which has to be one of my favourite moments in life. Ever.

And when the game’s over, you head to the leagues club and discuss in depth all the ways that the refs cost your team the game, right? Well let’s do it online.

Sunday’s games were a festival of tries from forward passes – like Benji Marshall to Jason Schirnack for a try against the Roosters at the SFS. Plus over in Parramatta everyone’s favourite head of hair Dessie Hasler CRACKED IT after Manly lost to the Eels and the refs awarded a try to Joel Reddy from a blatant forward pass. EVEN I COULD SEE THAT, REF! (And as we all know I need nerd spectacles).


Exhibit A – nerd

Dessie kindly offered – cough – this:

“I’ll personally pay for those two touchies to visit OPSM and get a check-up because I didn’t know we’d reverted to gridiron – not once, but twice – at a pretty critical part of the game.”

So get in and comment, kids. Worst refs call of the year so far? Worst of 2009? Get into the comments section and unleash your anger. You can even have a rant about Monday/your work/the fact that we never ever blog about your team. A little venting heals the soul.

And if getting your bitch on isn’t your style … here are some cats that look like Hitler.

Enjoy x

  • twitt2806

    No point being glum. There’s an awesome poster of Sowie Kapowie in RLW!

  • Ben

    The video referees knew the backlash would shift to the men in pink, that’s why they have kept the inane Ref’s Call button. Because what other reason is there for that button than so the video ref doesn’t get hounded after the game for the bad decisions? Surely time could be saved by simply asking the ref what his call would be, and pressing that respective button. But no.

  • sassy

    ref’s call is the worst ever! if the ref could make the call … he wouldn’t need the video ref. bah humbug!

  • http://www.oherrol.com lozzy

    HITLER CAT.

  • Hilius

    The refing in Canterbury-St George was crap as usual. We would have lost anyway (I hear that not dropping the ball constantly could be a winning strategy for next week), but every time we had some good defence going the Dragons got gifted a try because our forwards failed to defy gravity and get out of the tackle in milliseconds, while the Dragons were allowed to hold us down forever without penalty. Don’t try to even out that 9-3 penalty count, refs!

    Also Bryson Goodwin should not have been penalised for shoving Darius “most unpleasant man in league” Boyd. In fact, anyone who physically attacks him should be rewarded with Dally M points. Take that up at the next board meeting please David Gallop.

  • http://2blogornot2blog.wordpress.com Mick

    I’m a massive Eels fan, but those forward passes in the big try against Manly yesterday were atrociously obvious.
    I’m just glad the whistle stayed in the hand.

    Is this because Jarryd Hayne and Shane Hayne are actually related?

    Hmmm…

  • Suchy

    The standard of NRL referees has been in a constant state of decline ever since 2000 when the great Mogsheen Jadwat turned his back on the refereeing profession and traded his pink collar for a white collar by joining the banking sector. And by the look of this stunningly insightful piece, http://www.westpacinfo.com.au/Roundup/article5.html, his financial knowledge seems to be just as easily interpreted as his on field decisions were.

  • Suchy

    And don’t diss Jason Shirnack, I hear he’s twice as crazy as Angry Al

  • sim1

    Kitler proves my point that cats are evil.

    Did you see Phil Gould’s article about referees over-refereeing?
    http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/gold-coast-titans/overzealous-whistling-deals-our-code-a-blow-20100320-qn7z.html

    I totally agree that refs should stop being so anal with petty penalties and disrupting the flow of the game. I understand penalties for high tackles and dangerous throws because it puts our hot players at risk. But everything else needs to be more consistent and looked at in context. And giving critical penalties at extremely crucial moments in a game (like Souths v Titans) should be refrained as much as possible. QED.

  • Kiki

    i like how you think it’s 2009 Sassy.

  • Kiki

    Hilius don’t blame the refs for the Dogs poor discipline :)

  • sassy

    no 2009 as in LAST YEAR! I swear! cause there’s only so much wrongness you can bitch about from 2 rounds.

  • Kiki

    NICE COVER

    hahahahaha

  • ange

    i like your thinking on your second point, Hilius :)

    but the mozzy twin fight was the highlight of this w/e, btw

    “mum likes me more” “nuh-uh, she likes ME more”

  • sarah

    i’ll bitch about the fact that the bunnies screwed me over again. Seriously they had the game & they thought ’2 comp points or stuff up sarah’s tipping?lets go for the 2nd option’. I hope russell throws phones at them or at least recites poetry at them

  • Phil

    Does anybody really care about those passes?
    It meant Manly lost, which is never a bad thing.