oh errol: behind the scenes
October 30th, 2008Once a week at Oh Errol we gather together around the pool, John-John relaxed on his favourite lilo and Lachie in his poolside cubby house (Intern Danny Wicks hasn’t been here long enough to develop a routine, but I suspect it will involve an Esky), and get stuck into the technical side of Errol.
Speaking of our poolside activities, we’re thinking of hiring a pool boy/lifeguard for summer. We’d ask John-John but lord knows he wouldn’t want to interrupt good tanning time, Lachie is still only in Nippers and Danny Wicks is…Danny Wicks. Ideas? I wish I knew who this guy was – he looks like he’d be right into it:
Anyway, this technical meeting consists entirely of us lol’ing at a list of search engine terms that lead people here. And because we’re givers, we’re going to steal from James at This Is Modern (who unsurprisingly stole from somewhere else in the first place) and share some of our search terms. Ours are way funnier, just by the way.
We’ve already mentioned the alarming amount of searches we get for Kayne Lawton, and they continue to increase by the day, but we attract all kinds.
Just this week we’ve had the following:
- depardieu at his fattest
- rrrrawr - I don’t know what kind of person types this in, but I’m pleased that we came up for it.
- shirtless+ginger+boy
- hot man - bitch isn’t fussy. NEED HOT MAN. ANY HOT MAN.
- john’s revenge real? and the even more hilar john’s revenge haha – a fan of Kiki’s interview with John-John? Were they expecting to find a Media Watch expose, Intern John-John: Fact or Fiction?
- beaver menzies nose – IT’S NOT BIG IT’S JUST PROMINENT
- billy slater went to pony club
- fattest ever sportsmen
- shorty is homo
- queenslander chant – you’d think it was pretty straightforward, no?
- “pure blonde” for women? – nope, just for douchebags
- briefs pubes
- vagina rabs
- drunken girl at horse races – I suppose they meant EVERY girl at horse races?
- fattest man 2008 – were they looking for us or do we have a rival fattest man comp? I NEED TO KNOW.
- epic love story troy and gabriella - well Kenny Ortega is pretty much a modern Shakespeare, it’s true.
- fattest eyeballs
- mark gasnier buttocks – so polite! Were they on a library computer?
- images to lighten the mood – I haven’t checked, but I’m sure this lead to John-John’s Get Well pic.
However it’s come to our attention that not everyone is arriving here with pure intentions. Some people out there are visiting Errol via their dirty, dirty perversions. Aside from this week’s ‘lady who whipping’ and ‘shit eating during sex’, for the past couple of months we’ve been getting a disturbing amount of searches for ‘eels in woman’s ass’. GAH.
Last week they stepped it up a notch, clearly becoming desensitised and chasing the dragon, and tried ‘eels SHOOTING out of woman’s ass’. And thanks to Kiki’s dragons + eels + ass = awesome post, we’re FIRST IN LINE. What an achievement.
Stay tuned for an update on the Irish!
kiki
sassy
lozzy
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ah shit, i have read all these search terms before but i still loled repeatedly.
coz those eel in ass fetishists are so gross i am so tempted to change the title of my post but ITS JUST SO LOLZ. i wont let the perverts chabge me!
that lifeguard in speedos. wow. wow wow wow.
ps i think Intern Danny Wicks is fat enough to be used as a buoy.
as in…our pool. to save us from drowning. not in the ocean…altho that could be kind of awesome.
hahhaa and wasnt the original title like ‘eels + ass + blood’ or something but we changed it coz it looked so gross? lolz
i think that was another one. i am just gross all over the joint.
hahahah
oh, girls. You attract the best kind of peoples.
Haha, you steal, I steal… we all fucking steal, it’s the 1n7reweb5 RigHT>??!?
Here are some of mine from the last week alone FYI:
*cunt bleak
*hayden panetierre feet
*rodney king beat down
*mountain bike modifications
(Oh, and fattest eyeballs had me laughing)
cunt bleak. awesome.
Hahahaha, classic.
And I thought people only came here for the informative commentaries and news articles. Remind me not to cite you guys for my next Rugby League term paper.
BAHAHAHAHAH omg. fattest eyeballs. lol. I also want to know who fron westpac bank googled my email address?? How bizarre.
lol… Who said the technical meetings need to be boring?
omg we got yet another search for john’s revenge
hahaha we have got some crackers this week
gay boys in skin suits
johns revenge porn
stretching ass gay
naked polynesian
love sms hurty
hairy boobs
i love david shillington
chisel gay
how to dress like white goodman
I LOVE DAVID SHILLINTON. that was you wasn’t it Shillo?
also..johns revenge porn? ITS NOT PORN. ITS EROTICA.
I was the one wanting to dress like White Goodman
maybe it was shillos mum?
surely shillo and his mum ring each other a few times a day to say they love each other though?
true…maybe shes scrapbooking and needs some extra pics?
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG.
I think intern john john should compile these for the 2009 marketing plan. Have them on my imaginary desk by Monday afternoon.
oh man we’ve had some more lolz
gay jews
drug fucked wank
hot naked reporter
hot naked sex
up the bum
taylor hanson loves scarves
AMAZING.
lol aaaah so much goodness
ranga bleached blonde
errol bowling club lachlan wilson
errol butt cancer
how to get john benders hair
i love a crackhead
david williams wolfman gay
WE ARE FIERCE. THANKYOU GOOGLER.
also…butt cancer? ah shit.
see this is why they need movember! awareness of men’s health issues is sadly lacking.
mysterious googler: it’s called the PROSTATE and your doctor can check for cancer there.
love, sassy.
I love that you remind me just how hot boy athletes are. Pine!