oh errol fantasy league: round five

Ooh, our Big Experiment is heating up.

This week the unthinkable has happened. The Hottie McHotHots, our pretty little strugglers, have done ALMOST as well as our likable (and usually successful) Wildcats. SHOCK! In fact, the Hotties have had their best week to date. MORE SHOCK!

Are chiseled jaws and perfect arms about to overtake Sunday BBQ’s and trips to Ikea? Only time will tell.

THE WILDCATS

The Wildcats had their most dismal week since Round 1 with an upsetting 858 points. That’s almost 100 less than last week! The horrible week of injured and/or suspended players! NOT GOOD ENOUGH, BOYS. Not bloody good enough.

Scotty Prince’s big return gave us NOTHING with a measly 28 points, and captain Robbie Farah brought in a score of 80. And captains get DOUBLE points. Now that is just…embarrassing. Robbie, you go outside and think about how you’ve let everyone down. Go on. GO.

(Don’t worry, we always cave and let him back in once he starts scratching and whimpering at the door. We can’t resist that face.)

Our head-to-head with Anton’s Grand Mal Meningas was also disappointing, with the Mal’s scoring 934 points and beating our asses.

Ok, it’s not all doom and gloom. There were some bright spots. Newbie Josh Dugan had a fab first round with 54 points, and J.Moz clearly benefited from being reunited with twinnie B.Moz, bringing in a nice 64 points.

THE HOTTIE McHOTHOTS

We are so proud of our gorgeous boys and their best score yet of 825 points. And most of it is thanks to the addition of Jamie ‘Tiny Dancer’ Soward as captain, earning a whopping 160 points! Lozzy’s dirty crush sure paid off. He is totally her new footy husband now. SORRY T.CAMPS.

Luke O’Donnell also brought in a champion score of 76, along with the always amazing T.Camps’ 85.

A special congrats to cuteypie Luke Capewell, who after being ommitted in the first 3 rounds brought in a nice 48 points for the Hotties this week. GO CAPEWELL GO.

The Hotties’ head-to-head against Reegan’s E Street Shuffles left much to be desired, defeated by the Shuffles’ 974.

Pricey’s throat is all healed and he’s back for Round 6, so things might get even better for our Hotties. Should be a corker.

JADEWATCH

Straight from the  horse’s mouth this week:

Well, it seems my excellent scores were just beginners luck. I am sitting on 833 points for round 5, and I blame Scott Prince. He is meant to be a golden (caramel) boy but only scored 28 points. Lift your game or you’re OUT Scotty! It’s times like these I wish I had Jamie Soward. Also Darren Lockyer is on Very Thin Ice and will prob get kicked off next round, he scored a measly 16. All big name, no performance when needed. I don’t get the fuss over him. All in all it was ok, but i really really wish I had Braith Anasta playing, he would’ve scored 77 if I’d given him a run. Poor Braith.

On the plus side, I still beat Adge

It seems poor Scotty is in both our bad books. I know I know, but he’s so snuggly. Being a supercoach is such a bitch.