15 

Reason #327 why Kiki should stop drinking

June 17th, 2008

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Greetings dear readers! I’m sure you’re missing my hilaaaarious take on the world of rugby league. Crying yourselves to sleep right? I knew it.

Well sadly my hilarity is going to be somewhat tempered for awhile. My right arm is currently encased in a cast from shoulder to wrist rendering it somewhat difficult (and painful) to type for extended periods of time. I blame vodka, the rock hard asphalt of Oxford Street and most of all…gravity. THAT BASTARD. Obviously none of this was in any way my fault and anyone that suggests otherwise should take a good hard look at themselves.

So I can’t straighten my elbow. At all. I’m Binge Drinking Barbie!

Tomorrow I see an orthapedic person (apparently hes the Elbow King of Sydney) and will request a cast that is more blogging compatible. MY FANS NEED ME DOCTORRRR!

Tags:
Posted in booze, drunken adventures, morons | 15 Comments »

  • Kitty

    Binge Drinking Barbie is my favourite of all the Barbies

    Swift recovery Miss Kiki … I hope the Elbow King can sort you out
    xx

  • Jessica

    My dear Kiki, what are you? made of glass?!

    Mend quickly. <3

    I’d like to think that next time i see you i will be able to teach you the art of socialising soberly but we know that wont happen because i plan to be pissed off my tits.

  • sassy

    you really are made of glass. you are the rod wishart of oh errol.

  • Jessica

    that makes me think i should play sports since i’ve never broken a bone in my body ever.

  • lozzy

    me either jessica! touch wood. i have however cracked my head open twice. once as a result of vodka.

  • Kiki

    UPDATE for our readers

    doc put me in an even more restrictive cast. its made of blue fibreglass and now i can only type with one hand. AWEEESOMMME.

  • cheeky_chappie

    Ouch – get well soon.

    On the plus side, with your arm cast all rigid and that, you can walk slowly with your other arm bent at the elbow too and pretend you’re a robot.

    That sounded more of a plus in my head…

  • Jessica

    Now i have this image of Kiki walking around to Mr. Roboto.

  • Kiki

    a robot! a SEXY robot…right?

    sam i think u should pay a visit to the colonies and be my man-nurse for the next month.

  • hazy

    Hey, i tore the ligaments in my left ankle from the bone- dancing to footloose. Nothing so ironic has ever happened to me in my life.
    The Doctors and Nurses at the hospital had a right ol’ laugh about it and kept bringing other ‘doctors’ in to ask me what happened.

  • Kitty

    ilu hazy

    that’s all

  • sassy

    hazy you complete doll.

  • Kitty

    With your robotic arm you could become Mrs Asahi!

    http://www.harpers.co.uk/news/5874/Robotic-barman-serves-beer-at-.ehtml

    Together, you could both take on the world.

  • Kiki

    HAHAHA hazy omg that is brilliant. i am speechless with admiration.

    my injury occured when i was hurrying across the road to 24 hr gay club. pretty much sums me up.

  • Kiki

    ps kitty i think me and my robot husband are going to be very happy together.

the errol kids

kiki
sassy
lozzy
interns

show us some love

bloglovin

did you hear we’re on the twitter now?

  • are youse following kiki and sassy at @beyourbird and @kiki_jay yet? you should be! cause we're hitting perth and port mac this week. 1 day ago
  • this lady thinks having a blogging schedule is a terrible idea. luckily, errol's already been schedule free for YEARS! http://t.co/JMKTeCRe 1 day ago
  • @davidlyall hahah we were out doing stuff! Sorry. 3 days ago
  • All Stars further confirms our belief that the only good thing about being white is Cold Chisel and the ANZACs #truth 4 days ago
  • PRESTON PLAYING THE DIDGE OUR HEARTS EXPLODED EVERYWHERE 4 days ago

check out the errol awards 2010

league unlimited ahoy!

go check out our partners in internet league crime over at leagueunlimited

search the errol goodness

rss that shit

Subscribe to feed

Categories