the boys (and girls) are back in towwwwn
September 8th, 2009
HI BITCHES! Did you miss me? I know you did. You know who missed me more than anyone in the whole wide world? The bloody Dragons. You realise their form took a nosedive as soon as I left the country right? The little fuckers. This isn’t the first time either. In 2006 when I went to the States they lost every game while I was away, then started winning when I returned. And this time they did EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
The past 2 and a half weeks I couldn’t even enjoy my break. No no. I was deadset flooded with communication from home concerning the Dragons. Either it was St George fans begging me to come home, fans of other teams delighting in the Dragons misery (fuck all y’all!!) or my mother ringing saying things like ‘darling….I have some bad news’.
Anyway, we returned home last Friday and whaddyaknow, those tricksy little buggers found their form again and kicked some blue and yellow ass. They were all scorching attack, flawless hard hitting defence and OH HI B.MOZ GOT 3 TRIES! I was torn between being completely over joyed, horrifically jetlagged and being annoyed at them punishing me for going on holidays. Emotional manipulation! Disgrace!
Intern John John jumped into his spangly hotpants and checked the Errol mailbox on Monday morning and found a card my boys sent me. MINOR PREMIERS WHUT WHUUUUT! I adore the love hearts, that was Hot Bitch Cooper’s touch wasn’t it? He is a design genius. All is forgiven my darlings.
Obviously I am absolutely thrilled with the Minor Premiership and could not be prouder of my babies. I am also rather excited that in my absence Dell has embraced his disco aura and is growing a fierce fro and sideburns combination. Amazing.
So anyway, our trip was amazing and we love the Jacksonville Axemen even more than before. Put it this way, there were goodbye tears. And hugs. And wailing. We will be writing some posts on them soon, including lots of awesome photos that we snapped. We had the most epic time and the boys, along with their staff and fans, are some of the greatest people we have ever met….so stay tuned for that.
In other vitally important Kiki/Errol newz, today I won a a guessing competition on Twitter. Who cares, you say? Oh no, this shit is lolz x 1000. For those who don’t know, Mat Rogers has a Twitter. AND IT IS AMAZING.
Today he posted this photo and asked his followers to guess who it was. The winner would receive a signed Titans poster.
I took one look and thought I KNOW THOSE NIPPLES…IT’S KEVIN GORDON! And what do you know…I WON THE COMPETITION. Aaaaaah lolol. I was alone at home on my lappie and when Mat tweeted at us to let us know I was the winner, I seriously laughed out loud and clapped like an idiot. I am such a loser.
So apparently the poster is on the way to Errol HQ and I could not be happier. Not because we get a signed Titans poster, but because my intense perviness has finally paid off.
PS- Seriously how ripped is K.Flash? Thrusssst.
PPS – Never fear kittens, the Errol Awards ARE on for 2009…just a bit delayed. We have new categories and everything. Coming soon!
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Ahhh I love Mat Rogers’ Twitter. Mainly for the shirtless pics.
Welcome back girls! I notice that one of the related posts for this post is ‘Cat Pees on Laptop and Sets Home Ablaze’. I wonder if that’s an omen of some sort.
lovveee it
and kevin gordon… hello there!
HAHAHA Hilius. we missed you.
i know right? ooof he’s cute AND hot. a rare breed.
ahhh i love when our creepiness pays off
me too Lozzy.
i just came back to read this post. and by ‘read this post’ i mean ‘look at Kevin Gordons hot torso’.
Oh dear Lord, you should have seen Kayne Lawton’s torso last week – you would have been dead from the pervz.
Btw I just remembered something I was going to let you girls know about. I was reading my local rag (the venerable Blue Mountains Gazette) a couple of weeks ago and it let me know that the Panthers were having a fashion show at Penrith Plaza, and one of the hot catwalk models listed was WORK EXPERIENCE BOY LACHIE COOTE. Unfortunately I only read the notice the day after the show, so I couldn’t race down to Penno to see the beginning of Lachie’s international modelling career, but I thought you might appreciate this development anyway.
HAHAHAHAHA omg that is amazing. how did we not know about this? i would kill to see Lachie on the catwalk.
although I am totally pissed he didn’t come to us to get permission. he shall be reprimanded asap.
“I could not be happier. Not because we get a signed Titans poster, but because my intense perviness has finally paid off.”
Bwahahaha I love it!!!