the hot man news
July 23rd, 2008We here at Oh Errol are nothing if not dedicated journalists. Committed to bringing you the most important news from around Australia and beyond.
And is there any news more important than hot mans in the NRL? I say no. Thanks to Bobby our reporter in the field, it has come to our attention that this weekend we will be treated to some fresh Canberran meat. Yes I am aware of how creepy that sounds, but I enjoy my sentence regardless. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Raiders young buck (Bobby’s words) Marc-with-a-C Herbert!
Look at that hair! Its strawberry blond deliciousness. He is thisclose to having a 1970s mop. Keep growing it baby! We are enthusiastic supporters of hair here at Errol. Hair love! The more hair, the better. On your head anyway. Although NRL players, may I just remind you that men are SUPPOSED to have body hair and religiously removing yours so you look like hairless cat is positively unattractive. No woman wants to hump a hairless man. No woman whose existence we approve of anyway.
Anyway, yes…MARC HERBERT! I hope for the sake of our eyes (and pants) that Captain Urination spends a lengthy stint on the sideline. We need more luxurious manes in rugby league. Although to be honest, no one can ever begin to come close to Dessy Hasler. BEST.HAIR.EVER. I’m convinced he’s got Kennedy blood running through those veins.
Readers, I’m also happy to report the future of NRL Hotness is looking bright. Incandescent even. I didn’t think Prince Scott the Caramel could get any more awesome, but he has. You see, he has been keeping his eye out for hotness north of the border. We didn’t even ask him to. He’s so pro-active! Keep this up and he may even join Brownie as an Errol intern. Lucky! So future intern, what have you got for us this evening?
“He is a freak,” said premiership-winning captain Prince. “I just shake my head.
“I have been doing weights for seven or eight years now and I haven’t got half the body that kid has.”
“I haven’t seen him play yet, but seeing him train in the gym with us, he has definitely got an athlete’s body,” said Prince.
Translation = THIS KID IS HOT.
Straight man code is so easy to decipher. You guys totally need to up the cagey factor if you wanna get one by us. It’s almost sad.
Anyway, Scotty… in your eagerness to describe the kids muscles of granite you forgot to to tell us his name. If you weren’t so busy eye raping him you woulda said “his name is Kayne Lawton.” You disgust me Prince. Objectifying a teenager like that. Have you no shame?
Seriously though, holy mother of GOD. Eighteen?? How is this possible? Wow just….wow. Hot Bitch Cooper, baby, you have an heir to the throne.
And finally, in the requisite human interest story that always concludes the news, let us talk about John Williams. Props to the mama and papa Williams who not only gave us The Hot Pioneer, but also produced the physical perfection that is his brother John. I would like to take this opportunity to say that my best mate knows the Williams from around the traps and thought I did too. We recently had a conversation that went something like -
K- You know who I love? The crazy bearded winger at Manly. David Williams.
S – Yeh we know him! And his brother! You know him Kiki…Hotdog! He plays for the Cowboys.
Um, no. No I don’t. Sure my memory is god awful (thanks vodka), but I’m preeeetttty sure I would remember a) a man called Hotdog and b) my eyes seeing THIS -
And that concludes the news for tonight. Go fuck yourselves, San Diego.
Hot Naked John thanks to the lovely Artie at FM Forums.
kiki
sassy
lozzy
interns
You’re just reeling in all those innocent blokey internet footy fans… link by link… line by line… observation by observation… so that as they scroll down you can subject them to the man-love magnetism of naked John!
Very twisted Kiki
bwahahaha…
shhhhh bart dont tell them my secrets.
Give those guys a beer belly, about a month and a half’s facial hair growth, and an extra 20 or so pounds of fat and they’re totally my type. I’ll take the hairless cat as-is, though.
georgia! hello new reader! welcome!
you sound like lozzy and jessica, they like their men meaty. me and sassy prefer God like.
georgia, hi miss!
kiki I am just impressed you’ve found a way to post naked pics on our blog. well done.
hahah georgia i’ve said before i’ll be much more into coops when he retires and gets a bit fat. nice to know you’re with me.
Why does he look so sad in the second photo? What did he just discover in that locker??
this is offically my favourite post.
nudity + hot mans =
bec i think it was a pair of pants. hes all ‘oh noesss i have to put clothes back on? but i be so HOT!’
jade – i live to please.
Hot blog! Near naked or fully naked men are always good and valid in my books.
Those Williams’ need to start procreating a little bit more….
I have you guys bookmarked in my phone. It’s even better to look at these hot pictures on a peak hour train with busybody old people looking over you shoulder …ZING
Good work girls, keep it up!
it is a bit freaky. but i listen to my vagina, not my brain. and my V says YES.
lolz at the mental image of commuters catching an eyeful of johnjohn in all his glory.
my mother is a bit horrified by this post. she exclaimed ITS ALMOST PORNOGRAPHIC KIERA. thats how we roll at errol mama.
ps sassy you know ive been waiting for an excuse to post these pics since i found them. if only more players would get their kit off we could totally have Naked Thursday EVERY SINGLE WEEK.
haha yeah this post is awkward to look at at work, i realised before that when i went to the kitchen id accidentally left it open positioned to reveal just johns ass cheek.
only ‘almost pornographic’? you must feel so disappointed kizzy. try harder next time why don’t you?
Am I the only one FREAKED OUT by that freaky looking muscle arm on the dude in red? It looks like those fake popeye arms you used to be able to get at the royal agricultural show.
no i totally am too kitty. best to just focus on his face.
I think I might just focus my attentions on the Hot Pioneer
*strokes beard*
(As in The Pioneer’s beard to clarify)
oh dear, i checked out this post today at work, i’m thinking i may be unemployed tomorrow.
it was worth it though.
I don’t think it’s natural to be able to see every vein in a persons entire human body. Even if they are 18 years old. A person has to have some secrets.
i am getting more and more rapey everyday arent i??
I don’t think that will be the last time I’ll hear you cry “It’s legal, I swear”
And that’s why I love you Freaky Kiki.
i cant help it if the teens love me kitty. i think its mean to discriminate against people (hot boys) because of their age.
im basically a humanitarian.
Unknown player gets huge praise from current star.. unknown player has one arm freakishly larger than the other
YOU JOIN THE DOTS!
HAHAHAHAH greg omg. did u just make a homoerotic joke?? amazing.
Let’s get Homer-erotic.
PS-I’m not sure if you were just being sarcastic or not
oh no i genuinely think thats an amazing joke.
bahahhaha homer-erotic. heart.